For My human ATM's and footslaves, I have added new ways for you to serve Me.
The first are these Tribute buttons, simply click on them to put your money in the right hands, Mine!
$5$10
$20 $40
$80 $160
For My footslaves, simply click on this button to buy a pair of my stinky used socks.
$25
Here is a schedule, (subject to change without notice) of good times to call Me. Sunday-Tuesday 5-10p.m. Wednesday 6p.m.-2a.m. Thursday 11p.m.-3a.m. Friday 11a.m.-7p.m. and Saturday 6-10p.m.

In Gaelic Brian means King, and I am your new King. Welcome to My world. This is a place where I will share parts of My life and adventures, as I see fit.

Those who have been seeking someone to serve, seek no further, you have found your Master.

Those looking for something to take them out of thier dull boring lives, to add a little spark and excitement, even if only for a little while. This is the place you need to be.
Call Me, and I'll bring your dreams to life!