King Brian's Dictionary: fag, a noun. A fag is not simply someone who is gay or bi-sexual. No. A fag is someone who is gay who wants to worship a straight man, who they know they can't have, and be humiliated for it. To be treated like the lowly things that, deep down inside, they know they are. Who wants to be controlled, abused, and used. And that is such a pathetic loser, that they know the only way they're going to get that attention, is to pay for it. And who does this, not just willingly, but eagerly; thankful that someone like Me is willing to take thier money from them.

So are you a fag? If so, then call Me now!